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Recent Dog Resumes created for:
Dog's Name
Location

School
Degree
Awards/Honors/Achievements

Work Experience
Bouncer
Works security at front door, discouraging unwanted elements, i.e., letter carriers, door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.
Butler
Brings both newspaper and slippers to employer.
Chief Hydrant and Sign Inspector
Manage a small team of inspectors for the city. Duties include sniffing hydrants and signs to check for anything amiss.
Dish Washer
Cleans any dish in reach without complaint, regardless of contents.
Hair Stylist
Turns boring hair-don'ts into unique hair-dos with just a few licks.
Interior Decorator
Uses personal drool, paw prints, chewed toilet paper and unidentifiable pre-masticated materials to create and endless variety of unique home decorating schemes.
Land Surveyor
Determines (through a well-honed olfactory sense) definitive boundary lines established by other members of the canine community, and challenges their claims by keeping a leg-up on the competition.
Livestock Management
Using proven paws-on techniques, leads team in chasing and harassing a small herd of canine-hating horses. Developed excellent hoof evasion skills.
Mattress and Bed Linens Taster
Personally conducts hours-long research and testing of mattresses, sheets, pillows and blankets to ensure human companion will be comfortable during sleep.
Paleontologist
Skilled excavation and retrieval of a variety of ancient bones from various dig sites; continues to excite much public interest and awareness over discoveries made in neighbors' gardens.
Personal Trainer
Teaches humans to walk, go outside, feed, and groom.
Property Retriever
Seeks and vigorously retrieves property of employer that (for reasons unknown) have been thrown long distances by employer.
Safety Tester
Eats many different food items to test their safety for human companion. In addition, chews a variety of non-food items to check for durability.


Additional Work Experience
Bouncer
Works security at front door, discouraging unwanted elements, i.e., letter carriers, door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.
Butler
Brings both newspaper and slippers to employer.
Chief Hydrant and Sign Inspector
Manage a small team of inspectors for the city. Duties include sniffing hydrants and signs to check for anything amiss.
Dish Washer
Cleans any dish in reach without complaint, regardless of contents.
Hair Stylist
Turns boring hair-don'ts into unique hair-dos with just a few licks.
Interior Decorator
Uses personal drool, paw prints, chewed toilet paper and unidentifiable pre-masticated materials to create and endless variety of unique home decorating schemes.
Land Surveyor
Determines (through a well-honed olfactory sense) definitive boundary lines established by other members of the canine community, and challenges their claims by keeping a leg-up on the competition.
Livestock Management
Using proven paws-on techniques, leads team in chasing and harassing a small herd of canine-hating horses. Developed excellent hoof evasion skills.
Mattress and Bed Linens Taster
Personally conducts hours-long research and testing of mattresses, sheets, pillows and blankets to ensure human companion will be comfortable during sleep.
Paleontologist
Skilled excavation and retrieval of a variety of ancient bones from various dig sites; continues to excite much public interest and awareness over discoveries made in neighbors' gardens.
Personal Trainer
Teaches humans to walk, go outside, feed, and groom.
Property Retriever
Seeks and vigorously retrieves property of employer that (for reasons unknown) have been thrown long distances by employer.
Safety Tester
Eats many different food items to test their safety for human companion. In addition, chews a variety of non-food items to check for durability.


Addional Skills
Pick as many as you wish
Bed Hogging
Cat Herding
Chasing bugs
Counter Surfing
Day Brightening
Dinner Plate Cleansing
Does Convincing Wolf Impersonations
Fights Enemies while Sleeping
Finding hidden items
Frisbee Interception
Lap Ornamentation
Laughter Inducing
Light Sleeper
Overturning Full Water Bowls
Panhandles in Kitchen
Precision Drooling
Premier Snuggling
Rabbit catching
Rolling in Garbage
Sad Puppy Eyes
Selective Deafness
Self-cleaning
Shoe Shining
Sitting and Staying for up to 10 seconds
Symphonic Snoring
Synchronous Siren Howling
Tail Chasing
Thunderstorm Early Warning Advisor
Yodeling


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