BouncerWorks security at front door, discouraging unwanted elements, i.e., letter carriers, door-to-door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.
ButlerBrings both newspaper and slippers to employer.
Chief Hydrant and Sign Inspector Manage a small team of inspectors for the city. Duties include sniffing hydrants and signs to check for anything amiss.
Dish WasherCleans any dish in reach without complaint, regardless of contents.
Hair StylistTurns boring hair-don'ts into unique hair-dos with just a few licks.
Interior DecoratorUses personal drool, paw prints, chewed toilet paper and unidentifiable pre-masticated materials to create and endless variety of unique home decorating schemes.
Land SurveyorDetermines (through a well-honed olfactory sense) definitive boundary lines established by other members of the canine community, and challenges their claims by keeping a leg-up on the competition.
Livestock ManagementUsing proven paws-on techniques, leads team in chasing and harassing a small herd of canine-hating horses. Developed excellent hoof evasion skills.
Mattress and Bed Linens TasterPersonally conducts hours-long research and testing of mattresses, sheets, pillows and blankets to ensure human companion will be comfortable during sleep.
PaleontologistSkilled excavation and retrieval of a variety of ancient bones from various dig sites; continues to excite much public interest and awareness over discoveries made in neighbors' gardens.
Personal TrainerTeaches humans to walk, go outside, feed, and groom.
Property RetrieverSeeks and vigorously retrieves property of employer that (for reasons unknown) have been thrown long distances by employer.
Safety TesterEats many different food items to test their safety for human companion. In addition, chews a variety of non-food items to check for durability.